Today

Today I awoke to find that I was bored. It was an alarming thing, but only in a sort of tedious way, you know, when your heads made of carboard, but not the good kind with all those ridges, just the boring stuff that doesn't stick together properly. Anyway I thought I would write this note in an attempt to alleviate the boredom, it has been less than succsessful I must say. Yesterday I was told that I was the ugliest girl in the world on facebook, alas I fear it is not the case as I actually met the ugliest girl in the world- I won't say who she is in case she hasn't noticed- so I'm back to being plain and ordinary like magnolia walls-of which I have about eight. Once I stuck a bead up my nose to see how far it would go before it got stuck-it was quite a long way I can tell you! My Mothe dear was speaking to our neighbour Mrs Holeman over the garden fence abourt courgettes and I went a toddling up to tugging urgently on her arm. Mum tried to ignore me-as all good mothers do-until the irritance became so unbareable she asked me what was wrong:"I've got a bead stuck up my nose" I said, and promptly burst into tears-people don't shout at you as much if you do that, a tip worth remembering. Next thng I know I was at the hospital and a nurse was removing the accursed bead from my left nostril.Throughout my childhood I did many simillar things, seeing how far my arm would go behind the radiator until it got stuck and the fireman had to come and wrench it off the wall(the radiator, not my arm), sticking a needle in my eye to see if it really hurt, deliberately sticking chewing gum in my hair too see if it really was as sticky as people said, despite all this my parents still said I was a clever child......seems that they were in denial really.Ok I've meandered and mumbled and grumbled and still nothing will remove me from my boredom.....rubbish