Wednesday, 15 October 2008

I can't help but notice I'm writing another note

As the title suggests I find myself in perplexity-a sensible person would perhaps have written "I find myself perplexed" but that sounds a little more permanant than I would like(it is important to note that I keep looking at what I have written and realising that in some cases I have typed the letters of words but not in the customery order one would expect to find them, does this add to the feeling of perplexity-a word which I am slowly convincing myself does not atuall exsist-? well no, actually it doesn't this is just how I type when I'm not paying attention). I just can't understand why I feel the need to type these things, it's twenty past ten on a Saturday night and I'm sat in front of the computer writing a note to myself(possibly the next one should read:"note to self, get a life", actually that's a little mean I might read it and get upset, it's important to be aware of peoples feelings, end the brackets now damn it it's just irritating(how DO you spell that?)(irritating doesn't look right))So maybe I should try to focus my attention on something else, well the possibilities are endless, with freeview you can literally watch Hollyoaks, first catch Hollyoaks and then watch the whole shibang all over again, thank god that some clever people are clever enough to dedicate their time to such stupidity other wise how would the rest of us function(I love the fact that anyone reading this has imediatley excluded themselves from the title of "us" in much the same way everyone does when they hear the term "the general public" "oh yes!" we think "the general public!, what fools! Gadzooks I'm glad that I have not the misfortune to be one of them").There is a tiny light at the end of the tunnel however,in a moment Derren Brown Trick or Treat will be on and I will be able to wonder at how he manipulates people to such an extent, the clever,clever,sadly gay man ("sadly gay" because I am neither gay or a man just to be clear-"just to be clear" so you don't misread and mistake me homophobic not that I feel you may have thought I was a gay man). Well the light draws near and my patience for having to listen to my mindless babble grows thin,as a rule you should always stop writing when you start to quote yourself, even more so when you are quoting yourself from the previous sentance, goodbye and farewell, thank you for not making me watch a repeat of two pints of lager and a packet of crisps(it wold have been the third time........oh dear)

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