If Worse Things Happen At Sea Why Go On Boats?

Sorry just feeling particulary anti boats today-dreamt I was on Titanic last night and found the whole experience most disagreeable(it is highly likely I made that up). Well it's been a long time since I wrote a note and thought it would be appropriate to give you an update of what's been going on in my life since we last conversed(I have two problems with that sentance the first being that I'm pretty sure that conversed means at odds with and the second being that a random note written for ones self indulgant means could hardly be deemed a conversation-am also well aware I just referred to myself as "one" which officially makes me a wanker). Anyway, I would like to give you a bit of background as to why I would sit here spouting mindless rubbish at a non responsive screen, let me take you away from your own life for a moment and transport you through the mastery of words into mine: I am listening to a song, I think it is supposed to be a love song, the chorus of which is a monotonus reference to the fact that the singers heart is all over the world tonight-what does that even mean? What could he be referring to? is it literal-in which case thats some pretty disturbing imagery- I'm worried I'm getting old I just don't understand, the song has now changed to Girls Aloud-I can't speak french....quite. Anyway back to the rich tapestry of sensations I intend to weave through my intracate and insightful narrative:the music is pretty shit and setting a steady durgey(it's not a word but imagine it is) tempo to my day, there are few people walking around looking at beds-why? why would you look at a divan bed? What are you hoping to achieve?How many times do you think people come in to their bedrooms, pull of the duvet covers and look at their bloody mattreses?I'm sorry but there is nothing more irksome than stupidity, unless it's people who interupt you from a nice spell of staring into space by being stupid-this attitude may possibly be indicative of why I haven't sold anything today.Management are lurking behind the various pillars in the hope of catching a member of staff who isn't doing what they're supposed to-they like to do this when the shop is quiet, gives them a sense of purpose,you can just see their little heads ticking away(I'm not sure why their heads would have clocks in them and you're probably more likely to hear a head clock than to see it really). So anyway to sum it up in a concise manner: I am utterly bored,again, genuinely themost exciting thing that has happened today is that I have put on a new red headband and it looks rather fetching, still nothing to write home about(something to write an entirely note about though obviously)think of me when you're busy doing things,I will be here listening to a song by a group of girls who think that the world would be surprised to discover that they are not bilingual x